Todd Akin Pledges to Double Rapists’ Child Support Payments
ST. LOUIS – In an effort to gain support from Missouri voters who might be uneasy with his recent comments about rape and abortion, Congressman Todd Akin told a group of senior citizens at the One Way...
View ArticleThe Addition of Cheerleaders at Obama Inauguration Fails to Boost TV Ratings
WASHINGTON – For the first time in the history of American presidential inaugurations, cheerleaders performed at the ceremonial swearing-in ceremony of the 57th Presidential Inauguration. Following...
View ArticleObama Asks Putin for Help Passing Immigration Reform Through Congress
WASHINGTON – The White House confirmed today that President Obama has reached out to Russian President Vladimir Putin in his effort to get immigration reform passed in Congress this year. During an...
View ArticleJoe Biden Denies Asking Vladimir Putin to be Running Mate in 2016
WASHINGTON – During his interview with Chris Matthews on MSNBC’s Hardball, Vice President Biden was asked about rumors circulating Washington that he asked Russian President Putin to be his running...
View ArticleObama and Biden Caught Making Fun of Health Care Law on Hot Mic
WASHINGTON – To the dismay of democrats and republicans alike, a CNN cameraman with a live mic recorded President Obama and Vice President Biden cracking jokes about the new health care law as they sat...
View ArticleJohn Kerry Enters Rehab After White House Stages Botox Intervention
WASHINGTON – This morning the White House acknowledged that President Obama invited John Kerry to Thanksgiving dinner last week in order to stage an intervention. Earlier in the week Obama met with...
View ArticleObama Welcomes America’s First Transgender Baby to White House
WASHINGTON – This afternoon top administration officials and celebrities joined President and Mrs. Obama in welcoming America’s first transgender baby to the White House. Eleven-month-old Hillary...
View ArticleJoe Biden Admits Taking Viagra Before Attending State of the Union Address
WASHINGTON – During Tuesday night’s State of the Union address Vice President Biden admitted to Speaker of the House John Boehner that he’d accidentally taken Viagra pills before arriving for the...
View ArticleAl Gore: ‘Global Warming Will Cause Millions of People’s Heads to Explode’
NEW YORK – Former Vice President Al Gore issued a joint statement with the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) this morning warning that unless drastic measures are taken this year to...
View ArticleObama Sends Troops to Border After Learning Illegals Deny Climate Change
McALLEN, Texas - In a surprising turn of events this morning American soldiers began arriving at key crossing points along the Mexican/American border after President Obama ordered U.S. troops to...
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